In a message on 05-17-19 Daryl Stout said to Jimmy Anderson:

Hi Daryl,

JA>Not me! LOL Went golfing ONCE with my brother years ago and my first
JA>thought after 9 holes was, 'we've been out here HOW long!?!?'

DS>   Here's a couple more for you:

DS> 1) Golfers are sexually active, as they engage in fore-play on the
DS> inter-course. 

DS> 2) These 2 male golfers are playing 18 holes, and they notice 2
DS> women up ahead of them, who are playing SLOW. One says to the other
DS> "Let's ask if we can play through, or we'll never get past them".

Here's another one: Golf is a primitive form of agriculture..


73/88 de Sam, OH0NC

aka Holger


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