Jimmy,

JA>One of these days I'll get to a tourney in Little Rock...

  Drop me a line...maybe we can have an eyeball QSO.

JA>Not me! LOL Went golfing ONCE with my brother years ago and my first
JA>thought after 9 holes was, 'we've been out here HOW long!?!?'

  Here's a couple more for you:

1) Golfers are sexually active, as they engage in fore-play on the
inter-course. 

2) These 2 male golfers are playing 18 holes, and they notice 2 women up
ahead of them, who are playing SLOW. One says to the other "Let's ask if
we can play through, or we'll never get past them".

  So, one goes up there, but comes right back...and says "I can't do
that!! One's my wife, and the other's my girlfriend!".

  His buddy says "No problem. I'll take care of it".

  He comes back a few minutes later, and replies "Ain't it a small
world??!!" <BG>.

  I took a nasty fall in the QTH the other night. I didn't break
anything, but got a bruised right knee, carpet burn, and some minor
swelling. It could've been worse...I could've been killed!!

Daryl

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