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Message   Daryl Stout    Mike Powell   Re: Today's Blooper   October 22, 2016
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Mike,

 >     The Wilson Street Baptist Church board of deacons
 >     announced their new health policy to the staff. They
 >     said that getting sick requires a written 2 day notice.

 MP@> There are actually places where they don't think things through and
 MP@> come up with policies like this.

  Sad, but true.

Daryl

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