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How to Cook A Turkey

January 24, 2016
1:49 PM *

How to Cook a Turkey
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Step 1. Buy a turkey
Step 2. Have a glass of wine
Step 3. Stuff turkey
Step 4. Have a glass of wine
Step 5. Put turkey in oven
Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine
Step 7. Turk the bastey
Step 8. Wine of glass another get
Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer
Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13. Tet the sable
Step 14. Grab another wottle of bine
Step 15. Turk the carvey!
--- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32
 * Origin: The Nexus BBS - bbs.thenexusbbs.com - Calgary, AB (1:342/15)

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