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Message   Daryl Stout    All Users   Todays Blooper   January 3, 2016
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 TODAY  Version 3.7   06/24/94       Copyright 1986, 1994  By Patrick Kincaid

 Today is Sunday  January 3, 2016.
 This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

 On this day...
    The Pastor is staying an extra two weeks in Phoenix.
    He called, and said that damp weather at home was hard
    on his sciences.


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