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Daryl Stout | All | Forrest Gump In Heaven |
November 13, 2017 12:04 AM * |
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From "Laughter Never Gets Old"... Good News and Bad News... *** Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river. Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current. *** Good News: The women's guild voted to send you a get-well card. Bad News: It passed 31 to 30. *** Good News: The elder board accepted your job description the way you wrote it. Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search committee to find somebody capable of filling the position. *** Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things the same way you do. Bad News: Everyone else in the choir quit. *** Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons. Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about "The Gong Show", "The 3 Stooges", and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre". *** --- SBBSecho 3.02-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - wx1der.dyndns.org (1:19/33) |
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