On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just 
inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucket full 
of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the 
nuts.
 
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down towardá the fence. Another boy came 
riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard 
voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure 
enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me".

He just knew what it was."Oh my," he shuddered, "it's Satan and the Lord 
dividing the souls at the cemetery". He jumped back on his bike and rode 
off. 

Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come 
here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard! Satan and the 
Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat 
it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk "When the boy insisted 
though, the man hobbled to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, One for you, one for me. One for you, 
one for me.........."
 
The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling' the truth. Let's see if 
we can see the Lord himself."Shaking with fear, they peered through the 
fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy 
gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they 
tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, "One for you, 
one for me. "And one last "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's 
go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done." ............
 
They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy 
on the bike!
 

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