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Message   Daryl Stout    All   The Blond And The Truck   November 3, 2017
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  As a trucker stops for a red light, a woman of unspecified hair colour
catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is
Jennifer and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her
and proceeds down the street.

  When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde ! says
brightly, "Hi my name is Jennifer, and you are losing some of your load!"

  Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.

  At the third red light, the same thing happens. Again.

  All out of breath, the woman of unspecified hair colour gets out of her
car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Jennifer, and you are losing some of your
load!"

  When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.

  When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the woman. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he
says...

  "Hi, my name is Paul, it's winter in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada and I'm
driving the SAND/SALT TRUCK.

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