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Message   Daryl Stout    All   Bible Puns   November 3, 2017
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? 
A. Ruthless 

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? 
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
else was in liquidation. 

Q. What was the greatest female financier in the
Bible? 
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of
the Nile and drew out a little prophet. 

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? 
A. Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
Fury. 
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord. 

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
why he no longer lived in Eden? 
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. 

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
lawbreaker in the Bible? 
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. 

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? 
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing. 

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the
Bible? 
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep. 

Q. Which Bible character had no parents? 
A. Joshua, son of Nun. 

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