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Forrest Gump In Heaven

October 13, 2017
12:04 AM *

From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

Good News and Bad News...

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Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river.

Bad News:  You lost 2 of them in the current.

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Good News: The women's guild voted to send you a get-well card.

Bad News:  It passed 31 to 30.

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Good News: The elder board accepted your job description the way you
wrote it.

Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search
committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.

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Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things
the same way you do.

Bad News: Everyone else in the choir quit.

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Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.

Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about "The Gong Show", "The 3 Stooges",
and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".

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