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Roger Nelson

Daryl Stout

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May 20, 2017
4:59 AM *

On Fri May-19-2017 15:56, Daryl Stout (1:19/33) wrote to Roger Nelson:

 RN@> My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be
 RN@> happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
 RN@> - Socrates

 DS>   Considering what he had for his last drink, I guess so. <G>

 RN@> Possibly a female consort with a grudge and access to hemlock.  A good
 RN@> thing Aristotle came along.

 DS> ... I drank what?? - Socrates

 RN@> Something you shouldn't have.  (-:

 DS>   It had one heck of a bitter after taste, to say the least. <G> 

I don't know how that could be if he died.  (-:

 DS> ... I don't have time to wait for instant gratification.

... E=MC2 (Energy = Milk and Cookies Too!


Regards,

Roger 
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