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Daryl Stout

Roger Nelson

Re: Witticism

May 19, 2017
3:56 PM *

Roger,

 RN@> My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be
 RN@> happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
 RN@> - Socrates

 DS>   Considering what he had for his last drink, I guess so. <G>

 RN@> Possibly a female consort with a grudge and access to hemlock.  A good
 RN@> thing Aristotle came along.

 DS> ... I drank what?? - Socrates

 RN@> Something you shouldn't have.  (-:

  It had one heck of a bitter after taste, to say the least. <G>

Daryl

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