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Message   Mike Powell    Daryl Stout   Re: Today's Blooper   May 6, 2017
 5:57 PM *  

>  MP@> That sort of sounds like one of those "poorly translated into English"
>  MP@> messages.  :)
>   Like the one in one country, where it "translates" to:
>   "Guests are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid". <G>

She sure did smack me good.

Mike

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