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Message   Roy Witt    alexander koryagin   from Russian again   July 6, 2018
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 Brer alexander koryagin wrote to Brer Roy Witt about Re: from Russian
again:

 ak>>> Russian roads are awful, but they make beautiful Russian
 ak>>> women's breasts.

 RW>> Is that why they stuff them in their waist band?

 ak> Any healthy member of the body looks even healthier when it is under
 ak> constant training exercise.

That speaks to the muscles under the breast, but does nothing for the
mammeries which are nothing more than glands.

 ak>  So their breasts will be rather resilient than dangling.

The underlying muscle may enhance their looks, but they're still glands.

 ak> Hint -- beautiful Amazon horsewomen didn't use your band at all! ;-)

LOL! They will, when the time comes.

 ak>>> American astronaunt looks from ICC at Russia through a pair
 ak>>> of strong binoculars: "My dear! All Russians look at the
 ak>>> sky through telescopes.

 RW>> American astronaunt: I'll be damned! Russians look at the sky
 RW>> through telescopes.

 ak> Well, I think "All" was excessive indeed.

I use binoculars to look at the night sky. If I find something of
interest, I haul out the telescope and have a closer look.

 RW>> Russian cosmonaunt: They're just looking for the last drop in
 RW>> their Vodka bottle.

 ak> Probably, it is not very good, because, first, _looking_ for the last
 ak> drop in the Vodka bottle is a quite short process. So "drinking" is
 ak> probably sounds more logical. Second, Russians don't look for the
 ak> last drop of vodka, because they never buy only one bottle of vodka.
 ak> ;=)

Yeah but, it's a shame to let any of it go to waste...

 ak>>> What a love for astronomy!" Russian cosmonaunt: "They just drink
 ak>>> straight from the bottles.

I've grown more sophisticated in my old age; I pour the vodka into a small
glass before I drink it. That bottle, even though it gets lighter with
every swig, is still too heavy for me to bring to my lips.



         R\%/itt - K5RXT

"It is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all, and
 if it explain not, then it says there is nothing to explain."
     Bram Stoker (1847-1912)

 Thus, we have "Climate Change Science" - which isn't capable of
 explaining anything.


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