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Message   alexander    All   Some funny stuff   July 6, 2018
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From: alexander koryagin <koryagin@erec.ru>

Hi, All!

Yesterday, a Polish customs station was paralyzed by a Russian truck
loaded with matreshka dolls.

"Daddy, do you believe in hosts?"
"No, son, they don't exist."
"But the housemaid said they exist."
"Oh! Pack your things, and we're leaving in a jiffy!"
"Why?"
"We haven't any housemaids."

It's difficult to search for Bin Laden in Afghanistan. Especially if he 
is not there. (A new Chinese wisdom from Alex Ko <img src=)"/>

Alexander Koryagin
fido7.english-tutor 2013
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