Brer alexander koryagin wrote to Brer All about another ha-ha:

 ak> Men and women are so different that even when they wash their faces
 ak> they have different results. Men will look better.

I havn't looked better since I turned 25 years old...my wife, oth, looks
better every day.

 ak> If you're talking and you want sincerity, keep your dictaphone in
 ak> your pocket. If you want politeness put it on the table.

An old NAS proverb... 8^)

 ak> If you want soup making to be less boring laugh ominously every time
 ak> when you add any ingredient.

I'd add a coma after boring and drop the word 'when' from the sentence.
Also change the word 'any' to 'another'.

If you want soup making to be less boring, laugh ominously every time you
add another ingredient.

Soup making is a lot of fun (and work) for the chef and those who may
be gathered around the kitchen. Laughing ominously, aka an evil chucle, as
you add more ingredients can be amusing.


         R\%/itt



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