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Message   Roger Nelson    All   The salesman and the senior   March 28, 2017
 5:40 AM *  

Hello All!

A retired older couple return to a Lexus dealership where the salesman has just
 sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a
mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply.

"Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the
$55,000 asking price," said the older man. 

"Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady
there."

"And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount
this model."

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large
glass of water.

"Well, what can I tell you?  She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing
help, and, sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning
salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to
 the old man.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the
price."

"See you later, Dad. Happy Father's day."


Regards,

Roger 
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