On Mon Oct-23-2017 23:08, Alexandr Kruglikov (2:5053/58.1) wrote to Roger
Nelson:

 AK> Good ${greeting_time}, Roger!

 AK> 23 Oct 17 11:51, you wrote to All:

 RN> I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
 RN> HE SAID, "NO"
 RN> I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."
 RN> HE SAID, "YES."
 RN> I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"
 RN> BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
 RN> I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."
 RN>     BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
 RN> I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE
 RN> C.E.O.
 RN> HE SAID, "NO"
 RN> I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"
 RN> HE SAID, "OK"

 AK> lol. In Russia there is a rumor that this is an example of the
 AK> shuttle diplomacy of Henry Alfred Kissinger. And they tell her a
 AK> little differently: 

 AK> Once Henry Kissinger was asked:
 AK> - What is shuttle diplomacy?
 AK> Kissinger replied:
 AK> - This is a universal method! I will explain by example. Suppose
 AK> you want to issue the method of shuttle diplomacy to the daughter
 AK> of Rockefeller to marry a simple peasant from a Russian village.
 AK> - How?

 AK> - Very simple. I'm going to a Russian village, I find a simple guy
 AK> there and ask:
 AK> - Do you want to marry an American girl?"
 AK> He told me:
 AK> - What?! We have our girls full.
 AK> I told him:
 AK> - Yes. But she is the daughter of a billionaire!
 AK> Is he:
 AK> - Wow! It changes everything!

 AK> Then I'm going to Switzerland to the board meeting of the bank and
 AK> I ask: - Do you want to have a Siberian peasant in CEO?
 AK> - Fuuuuu,- they tell me at the bank.
 AK> - And what if he is Rockefeller's son-in-law?
 AK> - Wow! This changes everything!

 AK> Then I'm going home to Rockefeller and ask:
 AK> - Do you want to have a son-in-law of a Russian peasant?
 AK> He told me:
 AK> - What are you talking about, we all have financiers in our family!
 AK> I told him:
 AK> - And he, just, - CEO of the Swiss bank!
 AK> Is he:
 AK> - Wow! It changes everything! Suzy! Come here. Mr. Kissinger has
 AK> found you a bridegroom. This is CEO of the Swiss bank!

 AK> Suzy:
 AK> - Fuuuuu... All these financiers can not do anything in bed! And I
 AK> told her:
 AK> - Yes! But this one is a huge Siberian peasant!
 AK> She is:
 AK> - Wow!! It changes everything! =)

 AK> With best regards, Alexandr.

That was great!  Thank you.


Regards,

Roger 
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