I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
 
HE SAID, "NO"
 
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."
 
HE SAID, "YES."
 
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"
 
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
 
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."
 
    BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
 
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.
 
HE SAID, "NO"
 
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"
 
HE SAID, "OK"
 
 
Regards,
 
Roger

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