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Phil Kimble | Sean Dennis | Microsoft and GitHub |
June 8, 2018 5:38 AM * |
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SD> Hello All, SD> Another funny post about Microsoft and GitHub. This one comes from SD> the latest SD> RISKS mailing list digest: SD> Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2018 10:34:09 -0700 SD> From: Lauren Weinstein <lauren@vortex.com> SD> Subject: Microsoft to acquire GitHub for $7.5 billion SD> via NNSquad SD> Microsoft Corp. on Monday announced it has reached an agreement to SD> acquire SD> GitHub, the world's leading software development platform where more SD> than 28 SD> million developers learn, share and collaborate to create the future. SD> Together, the two companies will empower developers to achieve more SD> at every SD> stage of the development lifecycle, accelerate enterprise use of SD> GitHub, and SD> bring Microsoft's developer tools and services to new audiences. SD> All GitHub users forthwith will be required to run Windows 10 or SD> subsequent SD> Microsoft operating systems with all privacy options disabled, manage SD> their SD> code only by voice via Cortana, and install the new Microsoft Clippy SD> 2018! SD> Microsoft Office Assistant on all of their devices. Microsoft will SD> now scan SD> all GitHub materials for patent infringement and turn violators over SD> to local SD> authorities for arrest. I knew those evil villians were up to no good!! Damn them - DEATH to CLIPPY!!! SD> Later, SD> Sean SD> ... In suggesting gifts: money is appropriate and one size fits all. SD> - Hearst SD> -+- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20170303 SD> + Origin: Outpost BBS * Limestone, TN, USA (1:18/200) too funny. --- Msged/LNX 6.1.2 * Origin: Bayhaus.net - Colorado Springs - Serving the FrontRange (1:128/2) |
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