Joe,

JM>   One time this parent drove through the intersection and tried to go
JM>the wrong way.  I stopped him in a hurry.

  Well, he was only going ONE WAY. 

JM>   I asked if he saw the barrels, cones and Do Not Enter sign.  He
JM>replied yes.  I asked what he thought that meant.  He said he didn't
JM>know, he wasn't from around here.

  Wow.

JM>   I gave him a stern look and said barrels, cones and do not enter signs
JM>are pretty universal "from Antarctica to Zanzibar".  He hung his head in
JM>shame, his wife said "I told you so" and hit his right arm and started
JM>laughing.  I did as well and gave him directions.

  LOL!!

JM>   They had to pass by me on the way out and I gave him a "some people!"
JM>look and then smiled, hanging my head, shaking it and gave a sigh. We
JM>both laughed over it.

  A little humor never hurt anyone.

Daryl

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