Joe,

JM>> JM>  Good analogy.  --swipe--
JM>>
JM>>   I would call you a thief, but since you're the moderator, rank has
JM>its privileges. <G>

JM>   Well then, lets just say borrowed?  

  There's that graft and corruption again. <g,d,r>

JM>>   When their eyes glow, as in a photo, they have their bright lights
JM>on. <G>

JM>   LOL

  And, it always happens with a flash photo. I remember when those first
came out, then the Polaroid Sun 600 cameras. Everything has gone digital
now...yet, the blondes still wonder where you put the film. <G>

JM>  When I took an eye test for my license renewal characters were a tad
JM>fuzzy looking in that box.  I told the woman I had contacts and a bit
JM>dirty that day.  She said it made no difference she was marking down I
JM>was to wear glasses when driving.  Yeah, right, sure.

  Sort of like the ham radio operator who's in for an eye exam. The
doctor asks him to read the eye chart letters...he's doing it, but he's
replying in the Morse Code Equivalent for each one!! The doctor is about
to come unglued. 

JM>  Like the Asian gentleman whose doctor said he had cataracts and he
JM>replied, Oh no, I have Rincoln.

  Or like the joke about this bank, where the upper management comes to
visit this branch, and is told this one employee can sort money faster
than the electronic money sorters. They asked for the employee to
demonstrate, and sure enough, he did!!

  They asked where he learned how to do that, and he replied "Yale".
Impressed that an Ivy League School graduate was working for them, they
asked for his name.

  It was "Yackson". <BG>

Daryl

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