Daryl wrote --

> JM>  Good analogy.  --swipe--
> 
>   I would call you a thief, but since you're the moderator, rank has
its privileges. <G>

   Well then, lets just say borrowed?  

> bowl of chicken broth in front of her. She growled "What is this
> garbage?? I want a steak!!". <G>

   While food is just fuel to me, I have some foods I like more than
others.  While I would be happy with a bowl of cereal I might rather have
a steak.  
 
> JM>   I really liked the line about the seeing eye dog tied to the
front bumper!
> 
>   When their eyes glow, as in a photo, they have their bright lights
on. <G>
 
   LOL

> notes "Corrective Lenses". When the woman replied "I've got contacts",
> the cop exploded "I don't care who you know!! You're supposed to be
> wearing glasses!!". <G>

  
  When I took an eye test for my license renewal characters were a tad
fuzzy looking in that box.  I told the woman I had contacts and a bit
dirty that day.  She said it made no difference she was marking down I
was to wear glasses when driving.  Yeah, right, sure.

>   One woman was lamenting that the man she thought she was going to
> marry dealt with Cadillacs -- when he actually said "Cataracts". 

  Like the Asian gentleman whose doctor said he had cataracts and he
replied, Oh no, I have Rincoln.
  Joe
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